Title: Component Parts

Fandom: Star Trek Reboot.

Notes: Livejournal hates the size of my chapters.

( chapter two, part b. ) 

Title: The Third Woe Comes Quickly

Rating: Teen for language and violent imagery.

Warnings: Dark. Very.

Notes: This is an old story, one that long predates any of my Doctor Who fic. I've been cleaning it up, trying to work myself into an original fiction sort of mode, and I thought I might share now that it's readable. Not recommended for those who avoid themes of suicide, mental illness, or teenage boys. Oh dear. Apocalypses.
 

( The Third Woe Comes Quickly. )

Title: Possibilities, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bananas

The conclusion of my thrilling tale is too long for one post; thus, it has been divided into two.

Part One

Part Two

( Part Three )

Title: Possibilities, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bananas

Characters: Rose Tyler, Mickey Smith, Jake Simmonds, Pete Tyler, Jackie Tyler, Original Character Tyler, a large number of bananas, and a Mystery Guest Star.

Rating: Teen.

Warnings: None.

Beta: Over the two years - yes, two years - since I started writing this piece of ridiculousness, jlrpuck, eponymous_rose, and earlgreytea68 have all been kind enough to look it over. They are kind souls, and I do not deserve them.

Spoilers: Most of this was written before series four aired. Therefore, no spoilers past Doomsday - though Donna does get a mention.

Summary: This is, in the inestimable words of mylittlepwny, "THE FIC IN WHICH ROSE KEEPS FINDING BANANAS EVERYWHERE AND IT IS NOT A CONTINUAL PENIS JOKE FROM MICKEY AND JAKE BUT ACTUALLY A FOLLOW-THE-MAGICAL-MYSTICAL-BANANAS-HOME-AGAIN SOMETHING OR OTHER." 

Author's Note: At some point this stopped being crack fic. I know - it worries me, too.

Part One

( Part Two )

Title: Component Parts

Fandom: Star Trek Reboot

Characters: Uhura, Spock, Gaila, others.

Rating: Teen.

Beta: eponymous_rose, whose Trek expertise and general awesomeness made this possible. Any fandom newbie mistakes are most definitely my own.

Summary: “I assume,” he says, his voice carrying across the room, “that you are Cadet Uhura.” Nyota Uhura, from the beginning.

Notes: This story is a work in progress. I swore to myself that I wouldn't start posting until it was complete; I lied.

( Chapter One )

Title: Of Monsters

Characters: the Tylers, Mickey Smith, Jake Simmonds, the Master, others.

Rating: Adult, for language and violence.

Note: Apologies for posting this separately; the complete third chapter wouldn't fit in one post. Silly chapter.

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

( Epilogue. )

Fic: Of Monsters

Characters: the Tylers, Mickey Smith, Jake Simmonds, the Master, others.

Rating: Adult, for language and violence.

Spoilers: Through series three. Thoroughly AU after that.

Warnings: Character death.

Follows Do I Twist, Do I Fold and Good Night in the Amor Mundi series.

Chapter One

Chapter Two

( Chapter Three )

Epilogue.

Title: Of Monsters

Characters: the Tylers, Mickey Smith, Jake Simmonds, the Master, others.

Rating: Adult, for language, violence, and character death. But at least there's none of that sexy stuff, right?

Spoilers: Through series three. Thoroughly AU after that point.

Warnings: Character death. No, really.

Betas: jlrpuck, eponymous_rose, and earlgreytea68. Without them, this story would have never been finished. Also, the unfinished bits wouldn't have made much sense.

Summary: "How bad would the thing in the dark have to be," he says, "to scare a girl like Rose Tyler?"

The next story in the Amor Mundi series, following Do I Twist, Do I Fold and Good Night.

Notes: I know I sort of suck at regular updates, but I promise you: this fic is complete, and the third chapter will be posted in the next few days. Also, there's a soundtrack! Because I'm a nerd.

Chapter One

( Chapter Two )

Title: Dead Things

Characters: Rose Tyler, Mickey Smith, Jake Simmonds, others.

Rating: Teen, for violence and character death.

Spoilers: Through Series Four.

Much thanks to: earlgreytea68  and eponymous_rose, for humoring me and giving this a quick read.

Summary: Rose always did have a thing for dangerous older men. A Pete's World crack!fic.

( Dead Things )

Requested by harpinred many, many moons ago.

Warning: This is pretty silly and pointless, even for me. You've been warned.

( Sins of the Flesh )

I promised an awful lot of fic commentaries a few months ago, and I've yet to deliver. Here's a very silly one about a not-particularly silly fic.

This is for amathela  and marissa_214, who wanted a commentary on the first chapter of Do I Twist, Do I Fold. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is precisely what they got.

( The Commentary Begins Here.  )

Title: The Devil You Know

Rating: Adult, for sexuality, violence, and strong language.

Spoilers: For series four.

Part One

( Part Two )

Title: The Devil You Know

Characters: Rose Tyler, Tenth Doctor (Second Edition), others.

Rating: Adult, for sexuality, violence, and strong language. My goodness, I'm naughty.

Spoilers: For Journey's End. Big ones. Also a tiny one for the tie-in novel The Stone Rose.

Betas: Much thanks to four authors I admire hugely: eponymous_rose, earlgreytea68, the_sandwalker, and jlrpuck. They pretty much rock.

Summary: Better the devil you know than the devil you don't. Question is: how do you tell the difference?

Rose and the Doctor, after Journey's End.

( Part One )

 THE ANONYMOUS FEEDBACK MEME  

If you feel like it.

The first of what will be many, many ficly commentaries born of that meme. This one's for principia_coh and kudzita.
 

I've been offline for a while, and have decided to celebrate my return with a meme, stolen from eponymous_rose. (Surprise, surprise.)

Request any fic of mine (see masterlist here) and I will provide you with a commentary/annotations, like a DVD extra.

How exciting.

I've been working on Of Monsters for about seven months now, and in that time I've developed a very particular playlist to listen to as I write. The ten songs in this "soundtrack" are the heavies, the brainworms, the ones that weave their way into the story while my back is turned. Naughty things.

And no spoilers here, my friends. Just a heck of a lot of foreshadowing.

ALSO: While I take pride in the album art I've cobbled together, I cannot take credit for the featured artwork. In fact, I cannot credit it to anyone, as my efforts to discover its source have continued unrewarded. So. If anyone knows, let me know, so that I may let everyone know. You know?

Title: Of Monsters

Characters: the Tylers, Mickey Smith, Jake Simmonds, the Master, others.

Rating: Strong R for language, violence, and disturbing themes.

Spoilers: Through series three. Thoroughly AU after that point.

Warnings: Character death, character resurrection, and other unpleasantness.

Betas: jlrpuck and eponymous_rose, each of them awesome personified.

Summary: "How bad would the thing in the dark have to be," he says, "to scare a girl like Rose Tyler?"

The next story in the Amor Mundi series, following Do I Twist, Do I Fold and Good Night.

( Of Monsters )

Title: The Rather Odd Couple

Characters: Tenth Doctor, Rose Tyler.

Rating: Teen.

Spoilers: Massive, incandescent spoilers for 4.13, Journey's End.

Summary: "You can't spend the rest of your life crying. It annoys people in the movies."  - Neil Simon's The Odd Couple. An angst-free look at life after...well, you know.

Notes: And so I jump on the post-ep bandwagon. This is almost crack, almost fluff, almost serious. It is almost all these things, and it is entirely silly.